two things

First day ng klase

Titser: Say any two things you want to say

Kaklase: I'm friendly

Buong Klase: (tawa, tapos tigil) (awkward silence)

Titser: Ano pa?

Kaklase: Two words na yun, I'm-Friendly

Marvin: [inulit pa amp]

Titser: Two things hindi two words