tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15324759921835095972024-03-06T14:32:52.674+08:00Real Life UsapanMga totoong walang kakwenta kwentang usapan ng kung sino-sino.Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.comBlogger465125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-53364226448125479682012-03-05T20:36:00.000+08:002012-03-05T20:36:20.167+08:00wrong timingHihingin sana number ng babae sa club..<br />
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Marvin: Hey, you're going already?<br />
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Babae: Not yet, actually nawawala phone ko.<br />
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Marvin: Oh.. try asking the bouncers (hassle.. not meant to be)Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-7333517757408368352012-03-05T20:30:00.001+08:002012-03-05T20:30:39.699+08:00magaling sa mathSa inuman..<br />
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VJ: Mas magaling ako sa math kahit kanino dito e<br />
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Marvin: Ulul<br />
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VJ: Bigay kayo ng kahit anong tanong<br />
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Jet: 1+1<br />
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VJ: .... wait..<br />
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Marvin: ungasMarvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-61050283036684894732011-02-06T18:59:00.000+08:002011-02-06T18:59:46.289+08:00melon shakeHabang nasa Aristocrat.<br />
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Waiter: Drinks po?<br />
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Marvin: Gulaman ako<br />
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Camille : Ako rin<br />
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Charmaine: Shake... Melon<br />
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Waiter: Ah, meron po kaming shake<br />
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Marvin: ummm.. melon shake daw kuya, hindi tinatanong kung merong shakeMarvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-72298094118227984422011-02-06T18:57:00.000+08:002011-02-06T18:57:25.395+08:00saan sa mall?Sa Divisoria may napakinggan akong may kausap sa cellphone.<br />
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Babae: We are in the road.. outside in the mall<br />
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Marvin: (sa labas sa loob ng mall?)Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-58359306472228984022011-02-06T18:54:00.000+08:002011-02-06T18:54:15.984+08:00may kamukha sa divisoriaHabang nasa Divisoria..<br />
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Isang Lalake: Alam mo si Joanne (isang kasama niya), kamukha si..<br />
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Marvin: (hmm sino kaya?)<br />
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Isang Lalake: ..mona lisa<br />
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Marvin: <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">O_O</span></b>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-46396309092972122962011-02-06T18:51:00.002+08:002011-02-06T18:51:31.153+08:00taba tabaChristine: Ang taba taba ni kuya Jet.. parang dog.<br />
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Marvin: Anooo?!Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-49769992871813272442011-02-06T18:50:00.002+08:002011-02-06T18:50:41.223+08:00cute cuteChristine: Yiihhhee... ang cute.. cute!<br />
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Christine: ..ng leeg.<br />
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Marvin: ha??Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-91915130585844020162011-02-06T18:49:00.000+08:002011-02-06T18:49:09.756+08:00yosi isMay pinagtatalunan..<br />
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VJ: Ako di nga ko nagyoyosi e<br />
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Jet: Yosi is very mababaw<br />
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Marvin: WOW HA!Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-56208374651672642002011-02-06T18:47:00.000+08:002011-02-06T18:47:32.767+08:00body of ChristHabang nag-kokomunyon.<br />
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Pari: Body of Christ<br />
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Marvin: Thank you<br />
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Marvin: (whaat?? Bakit ko sinabi yun?)<b> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">:|</span></b>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-66818069299258134432011-01-22T02:50:00.002+08:002011-01-22T02:50:31.315+08:00tomb raiderCamille: Si kuya daw naiyak na sa movie.<br />
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Camille: Anong movie ka naiyak?<br />
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Marvin: Tomb Raider<br />
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Christine: Nakakaiyak ba yun?Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-24258419544817959702011-01-22T02:49:00.000+08:002011-01-22T02:49:04.877+08:00lumaCamille: Bakit puro luma?<br />
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Tatay: E luma naman si lola ah?<br />
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Camille: <b>O_O</b>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-51963608284058792082010-12-26T00:54:00.002+08:002010-12-26T00:54:53.657+08:00sabi na nga baPagkatapos ng movie.<br />
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Christine: Sabi na nga ba pangit ending e<br />
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Marvin: Sinabi mo?<br />
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Christine: Hindi, hindi.. naisip ko.Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-56978793572876041672010-12-15T01:15:00.000+08:002010-12-15T01:15:11.031+08:00shoppingTatay: (Nakatingin sa sapatos sa tindahan) Ang ganda o<br />
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Nanay: HAAY! Mamaya na, kakain muna si Tintin<br />
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Marvin: Mainit ulo?<br />
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Tatay: Basta shopping wag niyo bibiglain nanay niyo<br />
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Nanay: Kinakabahan ako eMarvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-37682019328365937642010-12-15T01:13:00.000+08:002010-12-15T01:13:12.624+08:00maamoyMarvin: May motor pa ha<br />
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Camille: Wala nga kong maamoy e<br />
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Marvin: ha?Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-37586974124909763112010-09-10T20:15:00.000+08:002010-09-10T20:15:25.171+08:00dalawang chineseChristine: Parehas silang chinese, nakakatawa. haha!<br />
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Marvin: Anong nakakatawa dun? Racist!Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-4803808029319422592010-09-10T12:05:00.000+08:002010-09-10T12:05:19.776+08:00Valet<b>Marvin: Plano ko dati magtrabaho sa Boracay pagkatapos grumaduate e</b><br />
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<b>Melvin: Saan dun?</b><br />
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<b>Nikki: Mag-valet ka! Malaki daw mga tip sakanila</b><br />
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<b>Marvin: Saan dun? Valet ng bangka?</b>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-60996761946535011262010-09-10T12:03:00.000+08:002010-09-10T12:03:01.692+08:00Quail EggHabang bumibili ng fishball<br />
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<b>Katabing bumibili: Isang quails egg ate</b><br />
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<b>Marvin: (Quails egg? Diba quail egg?)</b><br />
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<b>Katabing bumibili: Ate.. quails egg</b><br />
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<b>Marvin: (Ayun inulit, isang itlog maraming quail.)</b>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-70310338916309125252010-08-26T22:51:00.002+08:002010-08-26T22:51:27.795+08:00badtripNagbrownout<br />
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<b>Nanay: Badtrip</b><br />
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<b>Marvin: Ano?!? Nagbabadtrip ka na ngayon? </b>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-22596716399708022202010-08-26T22:31:00.002+08:002010-08-26T22:31:56.023+08:00bad breathChristine: Ahhh... ahhh<br />
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Marvin: Ano ba!?! Hinihingahan mo mukha ko.. nahihirapan ako.Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-7052976516559476802010-08-26T22:20:00.002+08:002010-08-26T22:20:20.062+08:00dagatHabang nasa kotse at nasa ibang lugar<br />
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<b>Christine: Ang dumi ng dagat nila!</b><br />
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<b>Marvin: (tingin sa labas) Ilog lang kasi yan <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;">:|</span></b>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-51028333612466881742010-08-26T22:16:00.000+08:002010-08-26T22:16:41.331+08:00shades<b>Marvin: Chinese yata mga kalaban niya e</b><br />
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<b>Camille: Oo nga, shades palang e.</b><br />
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<b>Marvin: Shades palang intsik na?</b><br />
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<b>Marvin: RACIST!</b>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-58098887917070103802010-08-26T22:15:00.000+08:002010-08-26T22:15:16.376+08:00smell<b>Camille: I love this smell</b><br />
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<b>Marvin: (inamoy) ang baho kaya <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;">:|</span></b>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-16041954812186682812010-08-26T22:10:00.002+08:002010-08-26T22:10:55.547+08:00unan<b>Christine: ang init, di na kailangan ng unan</b><br />
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<b>Marvin: Ha?!?</b>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-3356114079506188282010-08-26T22:07:00.000+08:002010-08-26T22:07:38.727+08:00magisa uminom<b>Marvin: Ang lakas talaga uminom ni ryza no? Anim na bote magisa lang?</b><br />
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<b>Kat: Ako di ko kaya uminom magisa</b><br />
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<b>Marvin: Oo nga, ako rin</b><br />
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<b>Micah: Ako sa jeep</b>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1532475992183509597.post-41818185207911550222010-08-26T22:05:00.000+08:002010-08-26T22:05:29.565+08:00suggestion lang namanHabang nagiinuman biglang hirit ng..<br />
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<b>Vj: Suggestment lang ha</b><br />
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<b>Marvin: Ayun.. lasing.</b>Marvinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13510775827811257575noreply@blogger.com0